.At last! Today is my first day as an equal member of the crew. Now that I am, there will be some changes taking place.
I think I shall have opera playing throughout the SickBay. After all it is so soothing for the patients.
Ouch!
Dr Crusher marches in and kicks me off the chair.
"Don't you forget that I am the senior doctor here. You were sitting on my chair as if you were actually important. Now get over there and look at some medical records."
She will have to be the first thing to go. I think I should report her to HUD for abuse of a hologram. Employees can't be treated like that.
I wonder if I can get her demoted to a nurse?
The way I get trea....hold on a moment...
Je vous parle d`un temps
Que les moins de vingt ans
Ne peuvent pas connaître
Montmartre en ce temps-là
Accrochait ses lilas
Jusque sous nos fenêtres
Et si l`humble garniQui nous servait de nid
Ne payait pas de mine
C`est là qu`on s`est connu
Moi qui criait famine
Et toi qui posais nue
La bohème, la bohème
Ça voulait dire : On est heureux
La bohème, la bohème
Nous ne mangions qu`un jour sur deux
Sorry about that...I just felt the urge to sing 'La Boheme'. I hope you enjoyed it as well.
"What was that awful racket?" says Dr Crusher.
Obviously, the woman has no taste.
Well now that I'm an equal member, I shall be insisting that Captain Picard has me on all consultations. After all, how will the ship run without me.
While I am on these important discussions, Dr Crusher can help out with menial jobs in SickBay.
My status was no doubt increased when the Ferengi hijacked the Enterprise. Fortunately, no one knows that I paid them to do that, then double crossed them, ensuring the Ferengi were arrested.
Who says holograms aren't smart?
10 comments:
oooh... bad EMH! bad EMH!!!
Maybe you could start playing practical jokes on her. I'm sure you'd get away with it;-)
Very good! Excellent post!
Wonderful blog!
I am all for opera! The more dramatic, the better.
Do you think HUD will respond like FEMA? Just a provocative thought!
Sneaky!!!!!!!!!
I'm telling!
Oh that Doctor. He is sooo very slick. Coming across all encouraging and peaceful like...I think he needs a psyciatric assessment. But I think if I had to work with Crusher I would lose it now and then too. That chick needs to get a life! I guess that's what floating around in space endlessly does to you.
whatever Doc, just remember demotions can happen just as quickly as promotions. Sometimes quicker. :P
Court Marshal, I demand a court marshal for this traitor!
We can't have an uppity EMH. I'm sure something will happen to set everything right.
Shame we can't have the EMH hanged...
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