Monday, November 15, 2010

A Message To Seven

Guest Poster:The Borg Queen

Greetings, Seven Of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix Zero-One,

That was a mouthful, wasn't it?  I think that I'll stick to Seven from now on. Anyway, how are you? I rarely get a chance to send my favourite drone a message. You wouldn't believe how busy I've been. Just lately, we've been assimilating none stop. We found this densely popoulated star system last week, and ever sive then, they've been going in and out the Assimilatiuon Chamber like a revolving door!

I'm still on the hunt for those drones who can escape into the computer world of Unimatrix Zero and become  their former selves. It's against the whole ethos of Borg belief. It was fortunate that my suspicions of you being one were unfounded. I wouldn't have liked your spare parts to be used to make a new drone up. It just would have been the same thing.

Now on to the main reason I'm sending this message. The Enterprise will be having it's Christmas Party soon, and I want to make sure I'm there. Yes, I know I can lean on them a little, but I'd like to think the Captain would want me there, especially when the smoochy numbers start. I'll even lend them our resident greoup The Strolling Drones. I love to see the Captain dressed for Christmas!

The redhead is always a problem, of course. She is like a forcefield around the Captain and makes sure that no one goes near him who is female with romantic inclinations. Hopefully a few glasses of Klingon Bloodwine will loosen her willpower, and I'll be on the floor with Jean-Luc when Strangers In The Night starts, or perhaps even earlier when we do the Conga, the Time Warp and YMCA starts off. It would be such a laugh to see the redhead crashed out under one of the tables after falling off a barstool, blotto, while I have a good time with her man.

Well that's all for now, Seven. Tell Jean-Luc in your usual friendly manner that The Strolling Bones will be playing at the Party, and I'll be there to liven things up. Secretly, I'm sure he'll be delighted.

I'll have to go now. My bedroom in the Cube is being redecorated, and I want to make sure it's done the right way. I had to terminate the decorator who did it last time with little pink rabbits.

With All Good Wishes,

The Borg Queen


Author's Note:

Apologies for there being only one feature this week. Christmas wrapping and the fact that I'll be off to London this week for two days has squashed time right up!


The Curmudgeon said...

Queenie, I'm quite sure you would have been invited even without the gentle hint. Really.

Gordon said...

Hang on your the Borg Queen, you'd be invited. I'm sure even Q would be invited this year providing he could behave.

Fly Girl said...

I like to see the captain in Christmas attire too! Have a fun time in London!

The Mistress of the Dark said...

Captain dressed and an elf would be most amusing :)

Ellee Seymour said...

I bet you have a wonderful time in London. I shall be going soon for a couple of days as I have tickets to see Onassis. Enjoy!

IT117 said...

Who is managing this blogspot? Is this Patrick Stewart?

Linda said...

Ah yes, 'tis the season for the annual Christmas party, isn't it? Most excellent! Though I think Bev had best watch her back just in case someone spikes her beverages!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Linda, Queenie is good at that sort of thing!

Michael Manning said...

FINALLY--I have been waiting what feels like 2 years for word on The Strolling Drones and now comes word here that you have booked them at The Party! Start Me Up!! That introduction was funny. And no, "the Redhead" is definiitely welcomed! :D)

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