Wednesday, November 10, 2010

Jean-Luc And Natalia (Part Four)

With Starbase VI almost within sensor range, I will be able to breathe a sigh of relief as we drop off the man-hungry Natalia. Though she is married, and Ensign Britney's mother, she believes in 'open' relationships, so she and her husband Yul go off and seek 'other interests'. Natalia clearly has her sights set on mt, but Bev and Britney have been able to prevent any problems happening.

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Ambassador Natalia and I are on the Bridge, as we see Starbase VI drawing dear.



"We shall be docking with Starbase VI in one hour." Data informs us with his usual I-speak-your-weight-machine tone. He would have had a good second career as the voice of them.

"It's been a delight seeing my daughter and you, Jean-Luc." Natalia breezily replies, I'd better head down to the beam-off point. Britney has collected all my items and will be waiting for me."

"In that case, Natalia." I say in my best diplomatic voice, "I'll escort you down to the Trtansporter Room."

We get in the TurboLift and order it to go to Deck 10. Only then do I realise what I've done.

"Halt TurboLift!" Natalia shouts out, and turs to me, "Now, Captain, I believe we have some unfinished business..."

Despite me commanding the lift to move, it refuses to answer my orders.

"I know a little about electronics." explains Natalia, "I had the voice codes for the Turbolifts altered so that my voice overrides the commands of all the others. Now then, Jean-Luc. There are no red headed doctors or bald daughters who try to stop us getting together..."

"I don't think that's wise, Natalia.." I try to say...



"Jean-Luc." she says seductively, "I'm a woman with needs. Us Deltan women are well known for our love of passionate pursuits. I have the ability to seduce anyone. Just fifteen minutes in this lift with me and you will forget Beverly Crusher ever existed..."

Natalia starts to unzip her suit, as I find myself more and more hypnotised by her exotic beauty....

Suddenly the lift starts moving, to Natalia's surprise, and we arrive at Deck 10. Beverly is there, waiting for us. She smiles at me, and Natalia huffily marches Bev to the Transporter Room..

"What hasppened, Beverly?" I ask.,

"Luckily I know a lot more about Enterprise technology than she does", Bev tells me, "I programmed my voice to supersede Natalia's voice, should it appear, after a few moments."

"I think you saved me there,." I confess, "Natalia has some hypnotic technique.."

"I've heard about it." she tells, "Perhaps you ought to be wearing dark glasses if she ever appears again."

5 comments:

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Ooops! Part Four should have published on Wednesday, but went in 'draft' instead of 'rescheduled'.

Linda said...

Don't you just hate it when Blogger does that?!?

Either way, it's a good thing that Bev was there to save the day as it sounds like you were just about done for there, Mon Capitan!

The Curmudgeon said...

I don't know. That hypnotic technique might have some important applications for Starfleet Security. It may be your duty, Jean-Luc, to investigate this phenomenon further....

Gordon said...

Yes I'm sure Starfleet could use it somewhere.. I think it is time for an overhaul of the security protocols on the enterprise though, I do seem to remember reprogramming the turbolift on my ship so that if you wanted Deck 6 you had to say Tra'llkath 4 and other such wonderful exotic planets really hard when you've had a few glasses of fine wine, needless to say I changed them back and then had them fix the security protocol on it.. Just in time as well we had a VIP staying on deck 8 - hmm they wouldn't have been best pleased having to say vashtoklar V - lets just say they want to go play intergalactic pool with that planet literally

IT117 said...

Vashtoklar V - Very confusing and hard to say word, but amazement, I wonder if data has his blog... probably not, but then what about Jim Kirk, Kathryn Janeway, and other VIPs of star trek?