Can you think of any useful tips for people before they go to the Office Christmas Party? List as many as you wish.
My answers are:
* Don't tell the boss what you really think of him/her while drunk. You can be sure they will remember that.
* Be careful not to get up to any kissing or whatever behind the stationary cupboard. The cost may well appear nine months late.
* Slapping or squeezing of bottoms is not advisable. Sexual harrassment applies even in an office party.
* Beware if the boss makes advances towards to. Best to suddenly feign illness.
Now it's over to you.....
5 comments:
Don't go!
The good thing about being self employed is that I don't have any embarrassing parties.
I honestly came in here to say exactly what Susan said. I am so glad I don't have to deal with office politics anymore.
When I worked for a nonprofit, it was always advisable to avoid alcohol during the holiday parties. Less horror stories that way.
We don't have one so no rules are needed!
Best wishes for a very happy Christmas, Graham, enjoy your break and eat something that you shouldn't while thoroughly enjoying it!
Don't talk about work and go easy on the booze.
Have a great Christmas, captain Picard.
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