Saturday, December 17, 2011

TWQ: Office Christmas Party Rules

This week, TWQ (the Weekend Question) invites others to give useful advice before the office Christmas Party.

Can you think of any useful tips for people before they go to the Office Christmas Party? List as many as you wish.

My answers are:

* Don't tell the boss what you really think of him/her while drunk. You can be sure they will remember that.

* Be careful not to get up to any kissing or whatever behind the stationary cupboard. The cost may well appear nine months late.

* Slapping or squeezing of bottoms is not advisable. Sexual harrassment applies even in an office party.

* Beware if the boss makes advances towards to. Best to suddenly feign illness.

Now it's over to you.....


Susan said...

Don't go!

The good thing about being self employed is that I don't have any embarrassing parties.

Miss Cellania said...

I honestly came in here to say exactly what Susan said. I am so glad I don't have to deal with office politics anymore.

Fly Girl said...

When I worked for a nonprofit, it was always advisable to avoid alcohol during the holiday parties. Less horror stories that way.

Linda said...

We don't have one so no rules are needed!

Best wishes for a very happy Christmas, Graham, enjoy your break and eat something that you shouldn't while thoroughly enjoying it!

Ellee Seymour said...

Don't talk about work and go easy on the booze.

Have a great Christmas, captain Picard.