Editor's Note:
This was meant to be in last week, but Blogger changed it to draft!
Guest Poster: Will Riker
Deanna has just been rushed into the Betazoid Conference, but warned me before of Lynne Shelloi, a notorious maneater from her teenage years who used to steal all her boyfriends. Lynne has been seen here.
Personally, I think Deanna is overreacting over what happened years ago. Anyway, I'll be wary. Right now I'm going to lounge by the pool.
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I'm now by the sunbed, wearing my shades, outfit, and drinking a pina colada and eating a donut while we all have a good time. It's great to get a chance to catch the rays.
Suddenly, a shadow looms over my body.
"Well, if it isn't Will Riker!"
The alarm bells start ringing as I see the shape, figure and face of Lynne Shelloi. It's like the Enterprise going on to red alert.
"Errr...hello Lynne..." I stutter.
"Now don't be alarmed, Will." she laughs, "I'm not going to ravish you....unless you want me too! Deanna has been spreading a few untruths about me. Her ex-boyfriends used to say that she put therm off her, and came to me instead. Say...do you want a donut?"
My eyes light up when she gives me the donut. "I love them." she tells me, "I can see you do too. I bet Deanna tells you off and says something like they are too fattening. Well I say, you only live once, so enjoy it as much as possible."
I have to agree with her there.
"The Conference will be on for a good few hours yet." Lynne tells me, "Shall we go for a walk around until then?"
"Well...I" I say hesitantly.
"Go on." coaxes Lynne, "You're not shackled to Deanna awaiting her beck and call are you?"
"Certainly not!" I reply indignantly.
"Well, come on then,." Lynne says with a beaming smile, "Let's take that walk."
I get up, and we walk away, Lynne grabbing my hand to hold as we do.
I wonder if I'm doing the right thing?
To be continued after the TWQ......
5 comments:
Donuts -- the ultimate aphrodisiac insofar as Will Riker is concerned. Deanna was certainly right to be concerned about Lynne.
Oh Dear, Donuts, Gold digga
Hmmm...Lynn looks so striking...so...familiar! ;)
I think Riker will do the right thing in the long run.
I don't know if he is doing the right thing, sounds like trouble!
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