Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Doctor's Report On Captain Picard

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This is Beverly Crusher writing my report on the incidents that occured on Captain Picard's vacation in Portugal.

From witnesses that were around, including my son Wesley, the Captain acted oddly at times and finally snapped near the end of the cruise.

Wesley had been with him at all times, suggesting the great times they could have for each day, and where they were going to visit. At mealtimes, when Wesley chatted away to everybody, it was noted that Captain Picard's hands were shaking.

Wesley had just remarked that this has been the most fun he has ever had, and that he'll have to see if if can rejoin the Enterprise when he leaves the Academy.

Captain Picard suddenly stood up and said "I can't take it anymore! He's driving me crazy!"

Who he was referring to, we can't be sure.

The Captain was sedated and taken to Starfleet Medical, where I have been treating him; I was at a conference there, so have been able to oversee his recovery.

He had one minor lapse early on, when he was asked if he would like Wesley to visit him. His temperature shot up and his hands started shaking. We sedated him again, and since had no visitors.

In the last few days, the Captain has shown remarkable recovery, and should be back in command from tomorrow.

24 comments:

Robin said...

Sounds like a not-so-relaxing vacation. :( Sorry to hear that Captain.

Welcome back!

Robin said...

Wow, my sad smiley divided in half. Now that is weird! :(

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Actually, everyone, I had a wonderful vacation, though it did get warm. At one stage, it was 41 degrees (112).

Pirate Princess said...

I absolutly love your blog. Going to blogroll it, if you don't mind.

:0) eriksgurl

PS Michele sent me

Cat said...

I love Captain Picard! He's the best captain of all, I think.

Trinity13 said...

So, how many lives did Wesley save this time?

Free to Be said...

Glad your back Captain. Look forward to more details once you recover.

Kimberly said...

Maybe Wesley should be the one sedated. Glad your back!

Kimberly said...

Maybe Wesley should be the one sedated. Glad your back!

War Eagle said...

Funny as hell.

dddragon said...

Drat that boy!! Can't you have him transferred?

Glad that you're back ...

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

I hope The Cap'n turns out OK. Here's a Klingon smiley to speed his recovery.
<<;-)

Jon the Intergalactic Gladiator said...

Oh yeah, next year, send Wesley here:

http://joninterglad.blogspot.com/2005/06/its-summer-what-camp-are-your-kids.html

Unknown said...

;-) glad your back!

Jamie Dawn said...

Sounds like Wesley is having a terrible affect on the Captain. Wesley IS annoying, you know. I'm sorry to tell you this, but somebody has to.

Pass this on to the Captain, please:
My daughter and I have returned from our trip to Asia. I've posted a link to pictures. Hope you stop by.

Nic said...

Poor Captain. I had hoped that you would have had some relaxation on your vacation. I'm so sorry to hear otherwise. Regardless though, you have been missed. Welcome back! :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Thanks to everybody who welcomed me back.

It was warm in Portugal, with a wonderful boat ride.

Anonymous said...

Did you eat Madeira cake and drink port wine?

True Jersey Girl said...

Good to have you back, Cap'n! You were missed. Can't wait to see pics of this vacation...are we going to get any???

Master Yoda said...

Welcome back, Captain!

Trade you Young Skywalker for Young Krusher, I would. Like "gangsta" rap, do you?

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Jersey Girl, let's just see how good the pictures are. They've got to be developed from film. I've never been a fan of digital.

Master Yoda, I'm sure Wesley is handy with a lightsabre.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I went to three wine-tasting places...though I don't drink wine!

RenaSherwood said...

Damn, you're brave, Captain, going on vacation with Wes. Were there any pretty explosions?

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