Time to write some more vital information as to how life is going on the Enterprise.
What's this? Who has changed the design?
"Computer!" I call out, "What has happend to the Captain's Journal?"
"It has been redesigned by order of Starfleet Regulation 1177/66ACF/24" the computer tersely tells me.
"I didn't want it changing!" I protest, computer, "Change it back to the previous design."
"That is not possible due to Starfleet Regulation 1177/66ACF/24." the computer reminds me.
"I've a feeling I'm going to know that regulation off by heart." I grumble to myself.
Deanna Troi enters. Doesn't the woman ever knock?
"Oooh!" that looks snazzy!" the counselor exclaims, as if she has seen a dress she wants to buy at the Starfleet Mall, "I can't wait to have a go on that!"
"Do you mind, Deanna?" I snap, "I'm recording my private thoughts here."
"Don't be ridiculous." the Betazoid giggles, "Everybody knows what you write anyway." She walks out, still laughing to herself.
Maybe I can change it back with a Systems Restore. I press the button.
All power except Life Support is switched off.
"That action is in direct contravention of Starfleet Regulation..." starts the computer.
"Yeah, I hnow." I groan, "1177/66ACF/24. "Undo the System Restore."
All the power comes on again.
"I suppose I'll get used to it."