Guest Poster: Deanna Troi.
Being in suspended animation was a complete disaster for me.
After all, I am always on the pulse of the Federation fashion scene, even more so than that Kalinda Kardashian, who parades herself around in her scanties.
You can imagine my surprise when I went out on the first night after returning from our long haul, presumed lost in space. What did everyone say? Certainly not "Welcome back." More like "That outfit is so yesterday. No one is wearing that sort of thing anymore"
Red faced, I beamed myself quickly to the Starfleet Mall and maxed out my clothing allowance, which had grown to a huge amount due to our absence.
While getting a mini dress, I saw Bev trying out a few new items as well from the racks.
"I guess so." I said through gritted teeth. I would have bought that outfit if Bev had not goy her mitts on it first.
A while later, I was back on the Enterprise trying out the range of new outfits.
This is a good one. They should see me through the next year. Unless Jean-Luc sends the ship the wrong way again and we do another Rip Van Winkle.
