Saturday, September 06, 2008

TWQ: Silly Song Titles

TWQ (The Weekend Question) this week looks at weird titles for songs.

What strange and amusing song titles have you come across? List as many as you wish.

My answers are:

Black Pudding Bertha - The Goodies

The Funky Gibbon - The Goodies

Leap Up And Down (Wave Your Knickers In The Air) - St Cecilia

What Can You Get A Wookie For Christmas (When He Already Owns A Comb) - Star Wars Intergalactic Choir and Chorale

There's A Guy Works Down the Chip Shop (Swears He's Elvis) - Kirsty MacColl

Two Pints Of Lager and a Packet Of Crisps Please - Splodgenessabounds

Now it's over to you...

14 comments:

  1. "Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"

    "Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight?"

    "Macho Maria"

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  2. Anonymous12:48

    i had to look this one up, because i had no idea who sings it, but it's that handle bar song,
    "I can ride my bike with no handlebars" by the Flobots, it's the strangest thing I've heard lately.

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  3. "Two Hookers and an Eight Ball" by Mindless Self Indulgence

    "You Can't Rollerskate in a Buffalo Herd" by Roger Miller

    "Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars", "Stuck in a Closet With Vanna White", and "Spatula City" by Weird Al Yankovic

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  4. she was a one eyed one horned flying purple people eater!

    smiles, bee
    xoxoxoxoxoxoxo

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  5. Anonymous17:38

    "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

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  6. Anonymous21:58

    "The Angels Wanna Wear My Red Shoes" Elvis Costello

    "Woody and Dutch On The Slow Train To Peking" Rickie Lee Jones

    "Is She Really Going Out With Him" Joe Jackson

    Sheesh! That was a tough one, jlp! xoxo

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  7. Oh man, I cannot think of any right now...but these are hilarious!

    Just wanted to stop by and wave at ya, Captain.

    Blessings,

    Mimi

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  8. Anonymous23:29

    Oh goodness, I don't know!

    I like Mambo #5

    :) I don't know that is a funny one... to me

    ;)

    Monica

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  9. The KKK Took My Baby Away -- the Ramones.

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  10. Well, there are a few weird ones there. I've heard of a couple, but Linda'a are all new!

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  12. 'De-Do-Do-Do,De-Da-Da-Da' The Police
    'A Long Strong Black Pudding' The Scaffold
    'Jamaica Jerk-Off' Elton John (Hmm, I won't ask what that one's about!)
    'Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm' The Crash Test Dummies

    The last one holds the record for the longest song title made up of one letter repeated

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  13. Ohhhh... i didn't know such weird songs exist!

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  14. Anonymous04:01

    The titty rump song.... just don't ask!

    Tammy

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