Guest Poster: Mirror T'Pol
Ensign Britney and myself are going on vacataion for a few days. It will be quite a challenge to stay for the entire duration, as we got thrown out of the Raveathon Vacation Complex two months ago.
As we now have a life ban there, we are going to the Vardez Paradise Planet. It's idyliic there, with fun for everyone.
"I've got all I need in my case, sista!" Britney tells me enthusiastically, "Wigs to cover my Deltan bald head when I want, micro bikinis for the beach and micro skirts and dresses for the nightclubs. We're gonna paint this place red!"
"That's great, Britney." I tell her, as we approach the Vardez Hotel, "Just let's try and make sure we last the length of our stay."
"No probs, T'Pol!" she replies and slaps me on the back.
We might have had a few problems with Britney had she been in the Terran Empire two hundred years ago in the mirror universe. Still, she is a good friend. The only real one I have on the Enterprise.
She walks up to the counter and bangs the bell eight times.
"Hey, let's see a little action here!" she exclaims.
I can already see our time on the Paradise Planet may be somewhat limited. A receptionist comes quickly and snatches the bell away from her.
"Now, madamoiselle." he declares officiously, "What can I do for you? Are you planning to errr...stay here?
"Sure am, honey." Britney informs him. "Me and my best girl T'Pol have booked to stay here."
"They must be some mistake, madamoiselle." he exclaims nervously, "Errr...is the hotel not full up?"
The receptionist checks; his face falls when he finds we have a room.
"YAY!!!"shouts Britney, then turns around to me and high-fives me, "Let's enjoy ourselves, babe!"
I smile and laugh; she is right. Now is the time to enjoy ourselves.
"Where shall we go, Britney?" I ask her.
"Is there any doubt, sista?" she replies, "It's time to go clubbing!"
To be continued......
Author's note:
Due to me being on vacation, the concluding episode will be on Wednesday 5th, with the TWQ following on the on the Saturday.
No-one told me you'd had a gender change. See that Britney behaves herself and have a great time. Missing you already:)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the vacation!
ReplyDeleteI just know Britney will cause havoc. Meanwhile, enjoy your vacation. :)
ReplyDeleteenjoy your vacation Capt
ReplyDeleteWhile you're on holiday the girls will have plenty of time to get in trouble!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
Have fun on your Vacation
ReplyDeleteT'Pol and Britney on holiday and clubbing - spells trouble really...
ReplyDeleteHope you have a fab hol!
Have fun... sounds like you have already begun!
ReplyDeleteHappy Clubbing
my prediction, they stay for a week tops, then are banned.
ReplyDeletePerhaps less.
Pretty sure they are going to get banned. Looking forward to seeing how. Have a great vacation.
ReplyDeleteenjoy Capt...
ReplyDeleteI cant wait to read part 2
You need a break. Enjoy yourself. :)
ReplyDeleteWow. This is going to turn out bad, Have fun on vacation.
ReplyDeleteHave a great holiday - just dont answer your cell phone! It could be Britney calling needing someone to bail her out LOL!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacation. i can't wait to see what Brit and T'pol get up to :)
ReplyDeleteHave a good vacation Captain!
ReplyDeleteAhh! young wome nwho shve bald and wear short skirts.
ReplyDeleteCan you get a better universe then this!
Enjoy your vacation! You might come back more tired Brit is quite the tart to keep up with in the clubs. Beware!
ReplyDeleteHave a nice time on your vacation:-)
ReplyDeleteMJ
If you were on vacation with these two we might have concerns about your getting back at all....
ReplyDeleteHee hee, I love it when people make fun of Britney Spears... :-D
ReplyDeleteWas wondering how the vacation was coming along
ReplyDeleteT'Pol and Brittney? Talk about an odd couple.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacation. Hope you don't get thrown out of where you're staying.
ReplyDeleteI don't know how you manage to tolerate Britney. I think I would have run for the hills at the mere suggestion of such a journey. ...but, I guess, a true friend is a true friend.
ReplyDeleteAll I can say is, lucky Britney!! Have fun.
ReplyDeletePat, you have to understand that it was T'Pol who was writing the post, not Captain Picard.
ReplyDeleteAs many of you have said, T'Pol & Britney are a powerful combination, and are likely to get thrown out of anywhere. Neither are calm, well-behaved women.
Thanks for all your good wishes for my vacation. It was only a 3 day trip to Chester in the north of England. It was lovely to visit.
Glad it was a lovely visit
ReplyDeletewell as long as you don't have to bail them out
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