Time to get your sense of humour switches on for this weeks TWQ (The Weekend Question)...
Can you name five items, if bought together, would make the cashier wonder about you?
My answers are:
1: Gun
2: Balaclava
3: Fast car
4: C4 Plastic Explosive.
5: Map of local banks
Now it's over to you...
oh how funny! okay, here goes...
ReplyDeletechocolate
cake
pickles
bull whip
cape
smiles, bee
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NetChick sent me.
ReplyDeleteHow about:
Army Rations
Rifle
Ammunition
Survivalist Handbook
Nail polish
Where are you buying this stuff?
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1. Porn
2. Firecrackers
3. Canned cheese
4. Beer
5. Adult diapers
That's imagination for you!
ReplyDeleteRubber gloves
ReplyDeleteBox of condoms
Turkey caller
Hula Hoop
Red hair dye
Hi from planet netchick.
Personal lubricant
ReplyDeleteTwine
Cat litter
Fondue pot
Marinated artichoke hearts
Hmm.
ReplyDeletechocolate syrup
cool whip
sprinkles
feather duster
handcuffs
duct tape
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twine
C-4
all seasons of MacGyver on DVD
Oh fascinating minds at work! How about:
ReplyDeleteFeta Cheese
Bright blue ribbons
Jackhammer
War and Peace
Edible body paint
A shopping cart filled with Whipped Cream, then a whisper to the Cashier: "I have been invited to the Playboy Mansion. Can you imagine? A deliecious opportunity!" Then a wink as I leave the store with my receipt! :D)
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ReplyDeletebag of lime
bleach
black plastic bag
leather glove
nice ...you have doing a fantastic job just keep it up.....
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