21st April was the Queen's 80th birthday. Can you imagine what she and Prince Charles might be saying to each other.
.My answer is:
"Charles, dear, do you think it was wise to send Prince Philip up on the Buckingham Palace roof to clean it?"
Now it's over to you...
But before you go...sent by Miss Cellania :
Top 10 Things We Learnt From 'Star Trek':
* There's never enough power to run away and keep your shields up at the same time.
* Women from other worlds are strangely attracted to pot-bellied ham actors.
* Asked how long to fix the warp core, overestimate the time by at least a day.
* Klingons have yet to discover Oil of Olay.
* Betazoid powers are obviously ineffective during poker games.
* All warp engines can exceed design specifications if you really need them to.
* You can find parking in San Francisco.
* Never ask an android or a Vulcan for a neck rub.
* No matter how many starships you lose as a captain, you'll be given another one.
* If Kirk, Spock, and McCoy need a fourth for a landing party, don't volunteer. You'll die!
'But Mummy - you told me I was going to be a King!'
ReplyDeleteNice one, JL :-)
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Are you sure Charles, dear, what you hid up there won't fall down on us?
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine what Charlie and Liz might be saying, but it's a great question.
ReplyDeleteI saw you at Michele's.
Cheers!
Yes mum...you're right...Camilla does look good with a pink tutu on a tightrope. How much did you give her to drink?
ReplyDeleteIs Diane watching us now?
ReplyDeleteHe's muttering, "I can't believe she's held on this long". But since the Queen Mum is 247 years old as well, he'll never be king.
ReplyDeleteHere via Michele.
The Queen: My, that King Kong is certainly well-endowed.
ReplyDeleteThe Prince: Well, he is from Africa, you know.
Look Mummy, heaven. Don't you want to go?
ReplyDeleteCharles [through gritted teeth]: 'for the 210th time, yes Mummy, William is being groomed for King...'
ReplyDeleteQueen: oh good, I can hang on a few more years then...'
cq
MSM again :-)
"Who knew birthday cake was flammable"
ReplyDeleteLOVED the ten things learned from Star Trek. I used to have a poster that had "All the things we ever needed to know we learned from Trek" but it got lost in a move :(
"Do you see that?" *pause* "Are those yours?"
ReplyDelete"Yes"
"How did your panties hanging from the chandelier?"
Ah haha.
"Is that a couch up there on that roof? It is! Wha--? And is that Tom Cruise?"
ReplyDeleteThis is a very fun blog...been enjoying it.
Did you see that? Superman just stole my birthday cake!
ReplyDeleteIs your smile cramping as much as mine? Will this fireworks display ever be over...I've my knickers in a knot!
ReplyDeleteYou've all got a great sense of humour!
ReplyDeleteSo - when was the RAF fly over booked for....???
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oops - Michele sent me...this time.....
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I suppose I find myself using more of the evil overlord advice, than that of the Star Trekers. What is it about keeping your friends close and your enemies closer? A few useful points for the next round of starship design..
ReplyDeleteMake ventilation ducts too small to crawl through.
Don't have the entrance to the main control center behind all of the people in charge.
Put guards outside doors so they can see what is happening in the corridor.
Don't automatically tick the 'self destruct button' option when ordering new spaceships, important elevators and similar.
Don't include big buttons labelled "Danger: Do Not Push".
Next time don't interrogate enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside the borders will work just as well.
Maybe I'll do a space post myself sometime soon.
Dubej tlhlngan wo'
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oops - nearly forgot... The quote:
ReplyDelete"Are those Camilla's?"
And Michele sent met today!
I love the photo. I can't imagine being in that family - what a strange life they have! I love your caption. Very well done.
ReplyDeleteSince I only watched one Star Trek episode every (the one with the "Empaths"), I am clueless when it comes to Star Fleet humor!
Hope you're having a great day. Michele sent me!
"Well at least from there he'll see your party here at Windsor, Mother dearest!"
ReplyDeleteHere from Michele's...happy weekend!
Is that an incoming Republican?
ReplyDeleteAnd Hello, Michele sent me.
Lovely captions! Well done, everybody!
ReplyDeleteCharles this wall climbing is pretty neat....Are you going to try it!!!!...LOL
ReplyDeleteHave a great day!!!
A little late but mine is:
ReplyDeleteAre those birds coming toward our position? I don't want what happened to Katie Couric to happen to us.