Monday, August 29, 2005

Stalking Worf

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I have been getting a lot of strange messages lately.

It appears that I am being stalked by a woman who has designs upon myself.

This is not the sort of thing that happens with a Klingon. We are very 'upfront' about our relationships, and do not go in for such 'sneakiness'.

Here is the latest message:

Dear Worf,

You know you are the one for me; sooner or later, you and I will come together in joy and harmony.

Untrill then, your eternal love,

JD.

I have no idea who this mysterious 'JD' is; she seems to be a bad speller.

Naturally, Deanna is livid that I'm getting all these messages.

"When I find out who it is" she says, "I'm gonna tear her hair out!"

I have tried to pinpoint the direction the messages; they seem to be coming somewhere in the Bajor direction, near the wormhole.

The sensors must be disrupted in some way.

While I am looking, another message is coming in.

My darling Worf,

You don't know how much I desire you. Everyday I am thinking of yourself. The space deep in my heart wants to be filled with your love. And Dax the truth.

Your lover,

JD

Her writing skills are awful; she certainly can't spell, or write a note properly.

Deanna looks like she wants to explode.

"I don't know who this 'JD' is, but if I ever found out, there will be one less woman in the universe!"

I can't say it to Deanna, of course, but a Klingon enjoys women fighting over him; I just wish I knew who 'JD' was.

Probably some wrinkled old woman hundreds of years old.

17 comments:

dddragon said...

LOL - Maybe Worf should share his notes with LaForge!

R.A. Slater said...

Oh Captain my Captain...sigh...

Worf...yeah, you don't want to let Deanna know that you like women fighting over you...oooh not a pretty picture. Have you tried answering the messages?

Anonymous said...

Or even thousands of years old?

After all, don't young men like an older woman?

(Sorry cap'n - just couldn't resist the opportunity...*

*grinning*

Raehan said...

Apparently the flames of desire are still alive when one is hundreds of years old. That's good news, Worf.

Chris W. said...

... But we all know JD meets an unfortunate ending later... oops! Disrupted the timeline again!

Trinity13 said...

Space deep in my heart...Dax the truth"...priceless!!! I love it!

Btw, she may be old (depending on how you look at it), but she is far from wrinkled!

Kimberly said...

Old ladies need love too!! There is hope for us yet ;-)

xtessa said...

oooh... finally, Worf might be gettin' some action!;)

R.A. Slater said...

You know what's not fair?

Worf has a better picture posted than the Cap.

Helen Louise said...

Haha, one out of two ain't bad, Worf :D

Shelley said...

Sounds like my Gradmother finally tracked Worf down!!!! Haha

Natsthename said...

I'm sorry, I just can't get by "my darling Worf." I mean, he's cute and all, but...ewwww, a Klingon?

Anonymous said...

How about, when I find out who she is, I am going to tear her Gargoyles out!

Shelley said...

I just love dangerous men.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I think we all need to duck when Deanna finds out who 'JD' is.

The ladies commenting above have some interesting opinions about all this.

ILass, you seem to have a yen for Klingons.

J Anderson said...

Clearly captain you haven't watched DS9

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